when the confusion between tourist and terrorist starts!!!
A foreign reporter moves on and approaches a random guy trying to cover other aspects of the Egyptian mentality:
Reporter: Hello
Egyptian: Welcum to egybt
Reporter: thank u. may i interview u?
Egyptian: Ofcors
Reporter: What's ur name?
Egyptian: Essam
Reporter: Ok Mr. Essam, .what do u do?..sorry..i mean do u
work?
Essam: Yas..i have koshk
Reporter: koshk?..what is a koshk?
Essam: small subarmarkot..u undurstand?..I sell cigarettes..boxes and fart
Reporter: Dont u think somking is bad for people?
Essam: I dont hit beoble on zer hand and make zem smoke..az we say here in
Egybt..(ur brain in ur head..u know where u finish)
Reporter: I dont get it...but lets move on ....How do u feel about terrorism?
Essam: Terrorism is good..we love terrorisms in egybt..they bring dollars to za
cantry..and zey all light Egybt..az we say here in egybt...nawwart -masr
Reporter: I am shocked to hear that
Essam: NO NO..dont shock..we are like zis..and our fazarz waz like zis..we love
terrorisms and make zem feel at home...becoz zey bring a lot of money to
za cantry and guvurment
Reporter: R u claiming that Terrorists support the Egyptian government financially?
Essam: Sbeak again bleez
Reporter: I mean,R u saying that terrorists are paying money to the Egyptian
government?
Essam: Ofcorse zey bay...zey one of za most imbortant bay to za
cantry..terrorists,and Sewiss canal and za high sadd in Aswan
Reporter: Oh my god..that is very disturbing...do u have any idea where do they
reside in Egypt?
Essam: Sbeak again
Reporter: where terrorists stay in Egypt
Essam: Zey love Sharm El Sheikh..also Khan el Khalili to buy sofoneer and drink
shisha
Reporter: oh yes..i can totally relate..we heard about bombings there a couple of
years ago...Why do u think the police doesn't capture those terrorists?
Essam: Bolice here in egybt..very good..zey borotect terrorists very well..dont
warry..dont zey brotect u?
Reporter: why do i need protection?
Essam: Because u r terrorist
Reporter: Absolutely not
Essam: u look like zem
Reporter: Do I?
Essam: yas..wite skin..no clozes and no sbeak arabic
Reporter: OH MY GOD..U MISSUNDERSTOOD MY QUESTIONS
Essam: Sank u very much..
Reporter: I'm sorry..i'll have to end this now before it leads to more wrong information
Essam: sbeak again
Reporter: I have to go now
Essam: No boroborem..u light Egybt..
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