Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
>
> HUSBAND:
> Definitely not!
>
> WIFE:
> Why not - don't you like being married?
>
> HUSBAND:
> Of course I do.
>
> WIFE:
> Then why wouldn't you remarry?
>
> HUSBAND:
> Okay, I'd get married again.
>
> WIFE:
> You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).
>
> HUSBAND:
> (Makes audible groan).
>
> WIFE:
> Would you live in our house?
>
> HUSBAND:
> Sure, it's a great house.
>
> WIFE:
> Would you sleep with her in our bed?
>
> HUSBAND:
> Where else would we sleep?
>
> WIFE:
> Would you let her drive my car?
>
> HUSBAND:
> Probably, it is almost new.
>
> WIFE:
> Would you replace my pictures with hers?
>
> HUSBAND:
> That would seem like the proper thing to do.
>
> WIFE:
> Would she use my golf clubs?
>
> HUSBAND:
> No, she's left-handed..
>
> WIFE:
> - silence - -
>
> HUSBAND:
> F %# k...
>
